Now, foot fetishists are hardly a rare and exotic species. Even Cosmo-type girly mags encourages a little foot play now and again, usually along foot worship lines (‘How to get your man to give you a foot massage – and think YOU’RE doing HIM the favour!!’) or footsy-under-the-restaurant-table type activities. However, some people like to take things a teeny bit further…
Mm, wiggle those toes, baby.
The …depth, shall we say? of this fetish varies, from footjobs:
onto toe-frigging (toeing?):
toe-fucking:
to full-on foot-fucking and fisting (ankling?) – vaginal and anal, of course:
Oh, and there’s some weird shit, too:
There’s not much to explain, when it comes to this fetish, I think. People are famously aroused by feet, and people love putting things inside themselves and each other. Interestingly, there is a large lesbian supporting – apparently girl-feet in girl-bits is sexy, but boy-feet in girl-bits, or girl-feet in boy-bits, or boy-feet in boy-bits is far less common.
Oh, and if you can’t find any real feet to fuck, you could always buy one of these.
So. It appears some ladies enjoy placing combustible nicotine conveyances into their nether regions and puffing upon them. I’m sure this comes to no surprise to you… We all get bored and like to try new things sometimes; naturally one day some delightful young lady was probably apathetically puffing away on her afternoon fag when she suddenly realized – all this time, she had been limiting herself! She had so many holes, why inhale nicotine into just this one? I imagine she dropped her drawers immediately to have a vaginal slurp at the little cancer stick, and was so impressed by her success she felt the need to share this revelation with the world, and grabbing her webcam, this was born. (Apologies for lack of embedding, am wrestling with internets to try to fix it…)
Mm, smoky goodness.
Now that this unwitting lady posted this on the internets, of course, dastardly perverts have been jacking off to it ever since. Poor, poor lady.
I guess I can see the appeal - people like cigarettes, people like vaginas… Plus people are always looking for new and interesting things to insert into orifices – the weirder, the sexier. Also, I have to admit.. it is kind of cool looking. Can’t say it’s turning me on, but it is a little hypnotic.
And it’s not just cigarettes they put up there - this woman wanted something with a bit more girth…
And it’s not just tobacco, either. I had to google this as soon as I found the first two images and yes, if people do it with normal cigarettes, they’ll do it with special ones, too.
I was sitting around with my girlfriend yesterday, smoking marijuana out of a bong. We decided to try an experiment, so I exhaled a bong hit into her vagina and held it closed for a few seconds. When I let go, a significant amount of smoke was forced out. I did this three times, and a few minutes later she reported feeling high.
As you do.
And, of course, men have holes, too…
Now, it’s not only for dirty perverted purposes, one Bali spa advertises Vaginal Smoking amongst its therapies…
The woman sits naked in a chair with a hole in the seat while a bowl of seeds and herbs is burned under the hole. The smoke that wafts up into her vagina is meant to stimulate and disinfect the region.
But it’s not all fun and games, kids. Smoking is bad for you, mm’kay? I couldn’t find any specific links on cancer induced by vaginal smoking – funnily enough – but as putting it in your mouth can still hurt your ladybits, putting it directly down there doesn’t seem too clever. Also,
While it is somewhat unlikely, blowing air into the vagina can result in an air embolism, where air bubbles enter the blood stream. This is more likely to happen the more forcefully the air is blown (the more pressure is created inside the vagina), as well as more likely when a woman is pregnant. Air embolisms can cause serious complications, including death. Blowing smoke into the vagina carries the same risk.
(http://www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=2279)
So, play safe, kids, and stick to shoving each other in each other, and eating your drugs. And if you really need to combine smoking and quims, save up and get one of these, or maybe one of these.
Oh, and incidentally, research for this post led me to discover the term ’utero-vaginal prolapse’. I hope you’re happy.
We’ve all seen Jurassic Park, but only a select few of us were masturbating at the time. And by ‘us’, I mean ‘you’.
Yes, to some people out there nothing beats some scaly prehistoric action. Forget legs up to your armpits, we’re talking legs up to the second storey of your house. Big, muscly, ferocious and dominant, I guess I can see where they’re coming from. Everyone likes a bit of rough sometimes, and you can’t get much rougher than a twenty foot high carnivorous lizard. Admittedly, not all dinosaurs were that massive, but as with a lot of porn, big does appear to be better.
Some people go for dino-on-dino action:
http://www.scifiworld.cz/images/dinosex04.jpg
and others are more into the dino-on-man/woman action:
http://www.aliensurgeon.com/prehistoricporn2.htm
There seems to be little preference between genuine dinosaur species, and made-up dinos. And there are a few bizarre creations like this:
